Saturday, October 10, 2009

Stinky Pete Ritchie and the Dirty Bottom Boys




If you see this group of hoodlums I suggest you stay out of their way. They drool, burp, and toot. They are considered very dangerous. They live hard, play hard, and will sometimes nap. They have mostly been spotted in the state of Arizona but have also been seen in New Mexico on their way to Colorado. Where they are known to hang out.



The one on the left is Dakota. His indian name is BRAVEST LITTLE CHICKEN. He is well known for his bartering skills. He will have his toys and everyone else's before the deal is done. It is rumored this little man can fly.

The one in the center is Stinky Pete. He also goes by the name Baby G (his rapper alias). This one looks sweet and innocent but man can he really live up to his name. He is a snuggler.

The one on the right is Dylan my middle name is Danger Dodd. This one is rumored to love trains and will steal them whenever possible. Some of his key phrases are,"Papa we are on bacation (vacation)!" He has also been heard saying," Uncle Ty push that button. That button Uncle Ty! DO IT NOW!!!!!"


If you see these boys run and whatever you do DON'T TOUCH THEIR BLUE BLANKIES!!!

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